UNASKED FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

This site is intended for entertainment purposes only, not just yours but mine, too. It makes all the movie watching while eating burnt macaroni and cheese on the couch seem constructive. I legit have no idea what I am doing.

You tried a recipe and it didn’t turn out right; shit neither did mine. Hey, we have something in common! Perhaps we both managed to screw it up, or perhaps the recipe I have been using this entire time was garbage; it is not like I would really know the difference.

You have questions about the recipes? What are you looking at me for? I still can’t figure out why my hash browns always end up glued to the frying pan, yet are still soggy. 

You want to know if you can substitute something in a recipe? I don’t know, probably. Try it! I bet it will be yummy... or disgusting... there is only one way to know for sure! 

You look at my pictures of the food and think, “Yikes! I don’t think it is supposed to look like that.” Yeah, I don’t think it is supposed to look like that, either. Another thing we have in common! I should stop saying that; you might not find that as comforting as I originally thought.

You want to know what the nutritional facts are? It has some.

 Who proofreads this shit!? My Momma! You are never too old to need your Momma. She is living her best life and sometimes things are published before she gets to proofread them. If you are quick enough to read the entry you will get to see why I need her to proofread what I write. She was the literacy teacher, not me. I don’t remember how to correctly use a comma, but I do remember that a lot is two words, ain’t ain’t a word (I think) and the difference between their, they’re, and there. So they’re! 

How often will a blog post be published? Like mother like daughter I am also living my best life, working 45 hours a week, doing the full time mom thing, trying to maintain mental health, physical health, and a household (which ain’t easy), sleeping, and having some damn fun (which usually consists of eating food I didn’t make along with watching old reruns of Supermarket Sweep). I know, you’re jealous! That being said, right now they are on an Aunt Flo schedule of releasing once a month. Once the site is more complete and I know more how to use it and I figure out the new balance (balance? What’s that?) they will come out more frequently, just for you! Lucky! Now I’m the jealous one.

Why that movie? Because that it what I felt like watching.

What’s up with the Movies and Meals sections not being complete? I don’t have enough content posted to test out something I am trying to achieve…yet. Once I have more up I will able to see if I did do what I was actually trying to do. It’s a process.

Where can you find an original print of my artwork or photography? Unfortunately friends it is not for sale. The disappointment is real, I know. I do also use some of the free images available through my domain administrator until I can create my own. Not to hurt any feelings but you can tell the difference between theirs and mine and we can all agree that mine are better.

Inspiration? Influences? I am so glad you asked! I am a child of the 80s/90s so Golden Girls, the Cryptkeeper and Beyond Belief puns, Robert Stack’s stare and the belief that I too will someday solve a mystery, my kids (I guess), Bobby Dee, and Amy Dee.

Do I laugh at my own writing while I write it? I sure as shit do!