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Movies, Meals, & Messes

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Leaning into the messiness of life one movie and one meal at a time.

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Movies, Meals, & Messes

Movies, Meals, & MessesMovies, Meals, & MessesMovies, Meals, & Messes

Leaning into the messiness of life one movie and one meal at a time.

The Crockpot

FEATURING

COMING SOON

Who are you going to call?

COMING FEBRUARY!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

Welcome to My Kitchen….or to The Jungle.… or to My Nightmare!

This is a place for those clever folks who enjoy movies, sarcasm, word play, dark comedy, swearing,  parodies, and reading about cooking from someone who doesn’t know how to cook.

ANNOUNCEMENTS - UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Rome wasn’t built in a day and this website won’t be either. Once it is complete I will let you decide which is better, Rome or this website. I have never been to Rome, but I am fairly certain it will pale in comparison to the intricate and artistic construction of this website, just sayin’. Stay tuned!


Meanwhile, enjoy the updates and content being released. Join the mailing list and just as a bill darkens your mailbox once a month my newsletter will darken your inbox once a month.


Follow us on social media too! Oh wait, shit, I gotta set that up too…uhhhh…Enjoy!

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UNASKED FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

You tried a recipe and it didn’t turn out right; shit neither did mine. Hey, we have something in common! Perhaps we both managed to screw it up, or perhaps the recipe I have been using this entire time was garbage; it is not like I would really know the difference.

You want to know if you can substitute something in a recipe? I don’t know, probably. Try it! I bet it will be yummy... or disgusting... there is only one way to know for sure! 

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About Me

Meet the Crackpot With a Crockpot

I am Agatha Strange.

I am not a professional chef, I am not a home chef, I am not a foodie. 

I am not a nutritionist or dietician.

I am not a professional movie critic, I am not a photographer, nor am I someone you should ask for parenting or life advice from.  

I am, however, an expert of self-deprecation and writing run-on sentences, who swears often, loves to eat but not to cook, and whose definition of quality time with family is turning on a movie together and passing out before the movie is over. 

Learn more…IF YOU DARE!

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    This site is intended for entertainment purposes only, not just yours but mine, too. It makes all the movie watching while eating burnt macaroni and cheese on the couch seem constructive. I legit have no idea what I am doing.

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